Pop! There goes my blog cherry.

Hello, whoever you are! I don't know why you're reading this... Maybe you're trawling the internet in a sleep-deprived stupor, maybe you've got a strange obsession with reading terrible blogs. Whatever the reason, welcome.

I've come to the decision that blogs aren't all for emos and narcissists (just mostly). This is why I'm going to be smearing my mind-goo all over this page over the coming months (maybe years if it goes ok).